I've always prided myself on being a morning person. My brain seems to work so much better in the early mornings. And the fact that the office is dead until 8:30 really helps my concentration too.
But what I'm not that best at in the mornings is talking to people. At least not until I have my coffee.
I've found that on the days where I decided to get a little extra shut eye and get into the office after my cube neighbors that, until I've had time to caffeinate and settle in, I'm rather annoyed by the pure existence of others.
In fact, I find anyone who has already consumed caffeine to be highly irritating first thing in the morning.
I need a sign that says: BEWARE! Use caution when speaking to the Bitch before 9 a.m.
Even on those days when the SO sleeps over it's not usually a problem because he's just as mute as I in the mornings.
That is, until today. Given that we both have so much work to do before the holiday weekend, we decided to set the alarm earlier and get into the office for a productive morning.
Groggy, I pull myself from the warmth of my bed and stumble toward the bathroom, only to be met by the SOs foot swinging through the air - you know, as if he were attempting to kick me in the face.
He was chipper and had energy like I'd never seen before 10 a.m. What gives, SO?
Thing was, with only 6 hours of sleep under my belt I didn't have the energy to do more than grumble a "you're hyper this morning" in his general direction.
Hindsight, if he would have kicked me in the face maybe I could have called off today. Only kidding...unless he broke my nose.
Ha. J/K again! He couldn't get his foot up that high anyhow.
Just kidding, Just kidding. SO, you're the best.
Really, his chipperness was a refreshing change from our typical silent mornings. But when it comes to anyone else, if I have to see you before my coffee, I prefer a silent interaction.
Though I'd love to not see you at all!
So tell me dear readers, what does your routine look like prior to coffee consumption?
On another note, it's a long weekend! YAY!! I'm excited to report that I'll be spending tomorrow at Cedar Point riding roller coasters and Sunday falling through the air at 120 mph (skydiving, naturally). I'll get to put my new jumpsuit and altimeter to good use. And I'm hoping to have some solo skydiver pics to share with y'all next week!
Any big plans for the 4th?
Cheers!
-A
Im the exact same way.
ReplyDeleteI think we need t-shirts.
You know, like dont talk to us before 9am t-shirts.
ReplyDeletedont want you to go thinking I read your blog shirtless or anything like that.
Wooooo! So jealous... roller coasters are my FAVORITE. In the pants.
ReplyDeletematt - at least it's not pantsless...
ReplyDeletelilu - yeah!
i run, go to the gym, and bike to work before caffeine but i do it alone b/c i know i'll want to neck snap anyone who talks to me
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